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Part 6 - Fade [ARC A LOVEFEST] Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 03:14 pm
nefyr
Fade: *screaming hysterically* I CAN’T CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *breaks down and throws temper fit on the floor*
Yugi: What are you choosing?
Fade: *regaining control* Who I love the most.
Yugi: Out of...?
Fade: Yami, Seto, Malik, Marik, Bakura, and Ryou (^_^)
Yugi: *sniffles* You...you don’t...don’t love...me? *looks extremely shocked*
Fade: No! Yugi, you’re really not my type. But you’re the cutest!
Yugi: *beaming smile* (the kind little kids give you that make you just want to hug them and give them candy forever and ever and ever just so they’ll keep smiling)
Fade: BUT I CAN’T CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *still smiling* Where is everyone, anyway?
Fade: Uhh...
Ryou: *appears out of nowhere* Hi!
Fade: *gasps* When did you learn to teleport?
Ryou: *is confused* What do you mean? I never left!
Fade: *hides in a corner, making tinfoil hats and muttering about how the aliens and the professional baseball players are stealing her thoughts*
Yugi & Ryou: @_@
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *appear out of nowhere*
Bakura: *grabs Ryou by the arm and hauls him over to join the "cult" group, whispering in his ear*
Seto: *in trance-like, awed voice* I speak for all as an emissary to you, oh Great Mistress.
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *in same weird voice as Seto* Ohmmm...
Seto: *continues in same voice* ...and as a result of this, we...
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: Ohmmm...
Seto: *goes on as if nothing bizarre is going on, though in the same voice* ...have decided to worship the Great SilverDragon...
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: Ohmmm...
Seto: *same as before* ...as well as you. This we...
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: Ohmmm...
Seto: *same…* ...decree, in your names, oh Great Mistresses...
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: Ohmmm...
Seto: *normal voice again* WOULD YOU FOUR SHUT THE F—
Mokuba: FLORIDA!!!!
Seto: *grimaces, but continues as though nothing was said* UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Fade: Soooo...you worship both of us now?
Malik: Yeah, that’s...
Marik: ...pretty much it.
Yami: Okay, the whole ‘finishing each others sentences because not only do we look and think the same way, but we’re also both evil’ thing is starting to creep me out.
Ryou: Why am I over here?
Malik & Marik: Because!!!
Bakura: *rolls eyes* She loves you, too. She said so, while you were "here".
Ryou: OOOooohhh...right. Okay, then. ^_^
Yugi: ^_^
Fade: *is overwhelmed* You next, SD! *hugs Yugi & Ryou*

Part 5 - SD [ARC A LOVEFEST] Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 02:44 pm
nefyr
SD: Now that’s just not fair!! How come they get to worship you?!?!?! WAAAHHH!!!!
Zora:*pats SD on the back and glares at Fade*
SD: *stops crying* *eyes get big and stares around room with maniac-smile*
Bakura: Oh shit...
SD: YYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *runs around in little circles waving a butcher’s knife*
Yami: Holy freak! RUN!!!
Ryou: *to Bakura* THIS is why you aren’t supposed to give her sugar and sharp objects!!
Marik: JUST RUN, GODDAMNIT!!
All: *scatter*
SD: *rocking self in corner* *singing* I own the world, I own the world, I own the world...
Anzu: *from veeeerrrryyy far away* Riiiggghhhtt.
SD: DIE EVIL FEIND!!! *throws knife at Anzu*
Anzu: AAAAHHHHHHH!! *gets killed*
SD: Aahh! MUCH better...

~later~

SD: Uughh...
Ryou: What’s the matter with you?
SD: ...Too. Much...Easter candy...
Anzu: Ha ha, STUPID!
SD: NO! Only I can say that!! AND WHY THE HELL DON’T YOU DIE?!?!?!?!?
Anzu: *staring off into space* Lalalalala! Lookit all the pretty colors! YAY!!
SD: -___-"
Mokuba: *is about to eat some of SD’s candy*
SD: NNOOOOO!!!! MINE! NOT YOU! ME! ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *sets Mokuba on fire*
Mokuba: @_____@ Ow...
Bakura: *randomly kills Anzu*
All: YAY!!
SD: Thankies Bakura-chan! *gets crazed-maniac-look*
Bakura: oh crap...
SD: *glomps Bakura*
Ryou: I’ll save you, yami!
Bakura: No! ...Run! ...She’ll. Get. You. Too. !.
SD: *grabs Ryou in a hug too*
Ryou: Aahh! Help!
Yugi: I’ll help!
SD: *grabs Yugi in a hug*
*eventually all are in a big hug except Joey*
Joey: *big, sad eyes*
SD: oh, OK! *hugs Joey too*
Joey: ^__^
Everyone Else: x__x
SD: ^___^"
~all done! Your turn Fade!~

Part 4 - Fade [ARC A LOVEFEST] Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 02:43 pm
nefyr
Anzu: FRIENDSHIP!
All: *jump*
Fade: STOP STEALING STUFF FROM THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA HA AND BLUES CLUES!!!!!!
Bakura: Your caps lock key is on.
Fade: *jumps*
Bakura: *snickers*
Fade: I told you to stop sneaking up on me!
Bakura: *looks dazed, then...* Yes, mistress...
Fade: MARIK!!!!!!! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Evangaline: Now, now, Fade. You’ve been warned about constructive murder. You know better than to threaten Marik with death.
Siri: Ya! No killing my brother!
Bakura: He’s your brother?!?!?!?!?!
Siri: Yeah...*sarcastically* Aren’t I just blessed?
Evangaline: Yeah, you think that’s bad? Bakura’s my brother.
Siri: Wow...that must be seriously traumatic for you...
Evangaline: Yeah, well, you get used to it after a while...
Bakura: Hello? Still listening!
Siri: Yah, yah, get to you in a minute...*she and Evangaline walk off, still talking about how horrible it is to have Bakura (or Marik) as your brother*
Fade: I’M BACK!!! YAY!!! *runs in circles, seriously hyper*
Yugi: *joins Fade*
Bakura & Yami: -_-;
Anzu and Joe: YAY!!!!! HEARTS AND STARS AND TEDDY BEARS AND FREINDSHIP AND PINK BUNNIES!!!!!!
Fade &Yugi: *stop*
All: *stare at Anzu and Joe*
Anzu & Joe: YAY!!!!!!
Fade: *snaps fingers*
Anzu & Joe: *vanish into anime hell along with Pokémon*
Yugi: YAY!!!!!
Yami: Did I ever tell you how much I love you?
Bakura: Hey! She’s mine!!!
Malik & Marik: *in unison* Nuh-uh, she’s mine!!
Seto: HEY!! Hey, guys, calm down, I think I can solve this…
Others: ...and?
Seto: She’s mine.
Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *attack Seto (and each other...)*
Fade: *ignores boys* With my new authoress powers, I SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!! MWAHAHAHA *coughcough* HAHAHA—
Yugi: *tugs on Fades arm, interrupting her evil laugh*
Fade: What’s wrong?
Yugi: *with almost-sickening sweetness* I don’t like it when they fight... *bursts into tears*
Fade: Awwwwwwww... *hugs Yugi*
Ryou: *is crying too*
Fade: *hugs Ryou & Yugi (^_^)*
Ryou & Yugi: *stick their tongues out at Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik over Fade’s shoulders*
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *seethe*
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *think better of seething and attack each other again*
Lemming Police: *appear out of nowhere, stop the fight, and drag everyone but Yami away*
Yami: O.O ...YAY!!!!! I WIN!!!!!
Fade: I knew you would.
Yami: *looks at Fade curiously* How?
Fade: It was predestined by fate, and I control fate.
Yami: ...cool...
Yugi & Ryou: *have gone off to find the others and mock them*
Yami: ...so...
Fade: I love you.
Yami: But I thought you loved Bakura.
Fade: Well, you see...
Yami: And Seto. And Malik. And Marik.
Fade: The thing is...
Yami: And Ryou, and Joey, and Otogi, and—
Fade: ALRIGHT!! FINE!!! I’m a psycho, so sue me!!! (I’m not about to admit I’m a slut)
Yami: Fine! Maybe I will!
Fade: Fine!
Yami: ... *quite obviously can’t think of any cool retort*
Fade: I love you the most, though.
Yami: ^_^ (translation: happy beyond all reason)

~ ~ ~ Later…~ ~ ~

Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *have formed cult*
Fade: O.O
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *bowing & chanting* Oh Great Mistress...Oh Great Mistress... *go on*
Fade: Damn! I knew something was wrong when Bakura brought that "Cults for Dummies" book out of his soul room!
Evangaline: Oh, no! Our brothers have formed a cult and are worshipping Fade!
Siri: Oh, Ra! Why me? Why?
Evangaline: Their hikari’s too! No wait...just your brother's...where's Ryou? And Yugi?
Siri & Evangaline: *look around and spot Ryou & Yugi*
Ryou & Yugi: *are sitting in a corner, watching Bakura & Yami and giggling*
Fade: *is being chased by Anzu & Joe* AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!
Malik: Hark!
Marik: Great Mistress is in trouble!
Bakura: We must save her!
Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *go off to save Fade*

~ ~ ~ Later…~ ~ ~

Seto, Yami, Bakura, Malik, & Marik: *find Fade (finally...), only to discover that Ryou & Yugi have saved her* *in unison* Damn!
Fade: *giggles* Later, SD!!

Part 3 - SD [ARC A LOVEFEST] Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 02:42 pm
nefyr
SilverDragon: (sitting on a bus for no apparent reason) *drums fingertips together and cackles evilly. Several people are slowly edging away* Heh heh heh! All shall bend to my will! *points to a little old lady* You! Bend to my will! *lady starts to beat SD with her shopping bag*
SD: O.O Ow! Hey! Stop that! I own the world you know! OW!
Lady: You Goddamn hooligans think you own everything! I'm going to tell your mother about this!
SD: ...NNOOOOO!
Lady: *drags SD off by the ear while Anzu snickers*
Siri: *appears out of nowhere* *knocks Anzu down in a flying tackle* YAAAAHHHHH!!!
Anzu: AAH! HELP! SAVE ME YAMI!
Siri: Your caps lock key is on.
Anzu: REALLY? OH.
Kurt: *randomly appears* I like pie...! *gets off the bus and walks away*
Bus Seat: Well that was odd.
Window: You're telling me!
Anzu: Yay! It's just like when I take some of Mommy's pills!
Yugi: -_-'
Yami: I didn't need to know that.
SD: Man, that old lady is mean! What did I miss?
Siri, Yugi, Yami: -_-"
Anzu: *looking around in wonder* Pink elephants! YAY!
All: ...

Part 2 - Fade [ARC A LOVEFEST] Jun. 29th, 2008 @ 02:42 pm
nefyr
Fade: Pineapple!!!!
Bakura: @_@
Fade: Hmmmmmm…Bakura!
Bakura: Yes, mistress...
Yugi & co.: O.o
Fade: Ummm…wait...aren’t you supposed to be torturing someone right now?
Bakura: Yes, mistress...*walks off*
Voice from very far away: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! FADE!!!!! I’M SORRY!!!!! I’LL BE GOOD!!!!! I WON’T MAKE FUN OF YAMI ANYMORE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fade: hmmmmmmm...*contemplates* Alright... *sigh* Bakura!
Bakura: Yes, mistress...
Fade: -_-; ...ummm...let Seto go...
Bakura: Yes, mistress...
Fade: Marik, when will that hypnotism spell wear off?
Marik: ... *contemplates* It’ll take a few more days...
Fade: *lets off violent string of colorful metaphors*
Yugi: *screaming* MY EARS!!!! MY EARS!!!! AAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *collapses in a sobbing heap in the corner*
Yami: *whacks Fade over the head with the EVIL ALGEBRA TEXTBOOK* Look what you did!!!!
Fade: I’m sorry...
Bakura: Yes, mistress...
Fade: GODDAMMIT, IF YOU DON’T STOP I’LL LOCK YOU IN THAT PADDED ROOM WITH ANZU!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *hypnosis wore off while Fade was yelling* O.o …NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Fade: Thank you for stopping. Now, back to business. SilverDragon, have fun! *starts walking away, talking to Bakura* Now, Bakura, about the blackmailing...how soon until those pics are developed?

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SilverDragon: Hiyo! *to Anzu* You must die, fiend! DIIIEEE! *strangles Anzu*
Yami: O.O"
SD: *drops Anzu* I love you Yami.
Anzu: No! He's MINE!
SD: Why don't you ever die?!
Anzu and SD: *fighting over Yami*
Yami: -_-'
SD: Ha-HA! I have you now! *holds up a spoon*
Anzu: AIIEEE! *runs away*
SD: *turns to Yami, still has the spoon*
Yami: Aahh! *runs away*
SD: NO! Wait!...Humph! No respect! No respect at all! *stomps off*
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